Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
