talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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