It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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