I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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