Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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