He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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