Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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