hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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