I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
My life is pants optional.
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