i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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