you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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