But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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