I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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