apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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