Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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