i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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