singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I need water and some morals
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