Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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