I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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