super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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