i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
She announced her abortion via fbk
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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