Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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