This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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