I wanna bring you to show and tell
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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