So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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