11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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