Where is the hickey?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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