i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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