Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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