p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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