Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
