make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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