The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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