His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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