I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
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She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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