its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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