is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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