there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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