Christians are straight up FREAKS
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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