oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Nobody cheats on THIS.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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