return my video game
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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