i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
