I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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