yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I need to stop coming to work sober
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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