Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
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ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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