TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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