good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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