eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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