i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Randomize
