The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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