Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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