if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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