I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Randomize
