new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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